My name is RJ DiBenedetto. I've been creating art since I was born. Most people can't remember back that far, but I do. For I am special. Not special in a short yellow bus, drool all over yourself sort of way, but in a creatively evolved sort of way.
Don't snicker. It's true.
I don't know how I became this way. I speculate it as being some kind of cosmic anomalous phenomenon. I've read many comic books and this is actually a quite common occurrence. Powers are bestowed on mere mortals from forces beyond human comprehension. This is the situation in my case. Much like Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern of Sector 2814, I was chosen and transformed. Transformed not into an emerald power ring wearing intergalactic peace keeper from the planet Oa, but transformed into a strange visitor from another planet. Able to leap tall buildings in a single boun... no wait...
That's Superman. Damn it! I always get us confused. Let me start again.
I was blessed with the ability to see things that aren't there. Some people call me crazy, but most people call me an artist.
Now I know you are all saying, "Yeah, that's great, you're an artist. What do you do EXACTLY?"
Ah, I'm glad you asked. Everything... I do everything. I like to do kustom cars and bikes mostly, but I also do fine art on canvas along with a bunch of other things.
What things you might ask? My skills include...
What I'm trying to say is that I have done just about everything. I am extremely well versed in art, formally trained and self disciplined. Anything I don't know how to do, I learn how to do. Bring all of your bizarre projects to me, I will show them the love and attention they deserve.
Interested parties should contact me at rj@stupidartist.com